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A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV
and his wife comes up behind him and whacks him with a frying pan.
"Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he shouts
"Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, "Miss Melba" says his wife.
"Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race
track last week and Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race," he protests.
Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and "wack!"- one bitch lick inna 'im head - with the back of the
dutch-pot.
"Ooowww," he shouts. "Wha' dat for now?"
"Yu horse deh pan di phone"!









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