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Terrorist Attack In Jamaica

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After the tragedy in New York and Washington the question arises:

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF JAMAICA IS ATTACKED?

Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in Jamaica we are much better prepared for these kind of attacks.

1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings.

2. We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8:45 there won't be sufficient people to kill.

3. Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among them.

4. Air Jamaica would surely have fouled up the terrorists plans by being delayed AGAIN!

5. Jamaicans would've never let a terrorist hijack a plane. They would've "buss their ass", and send them back to where they came from.

6. A Jamaican would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've "RASS" the terrorist with it over the head.

7. If a terrorist was living for one year in Jamaica he would've been robbed and molested so many times he would've given up and gone back home a long time ago.

8. In Jamaica the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, they would've had to PAY for it.

9. Osama would be so confused with who is REALLY in power.

10. You see... in Jamaica we are well prepared.









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